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Loser Lords of Metal Editors,

Your negative review of Ross Byron’s s/t demo is downright moronic. Dudes, are your stretch jeans too tight? Does Obama need to send troops to the Netherlands? Are your hair extensions draining blood from your collective heads? Byron’s new solo release is the best new music to come out NYC in eons! As Manhattan is now the domain of trust fund bohemes, drunken frat boys, and Wall Street crooks, Byron’s musical bravado represents what this town used to be – a gritty, urban landscape where rock n roll thrived – from the VU to the Ramones to Patti Smith to the Strokes to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs! Ross deserves the same accolades afforded Zakk Wylde, Queens of the Stone Age, Velvet Revolver, and Wolfmother, to mention a few. Get the tin out of your ears! Another review like this and I promise to initiate a Grand Funk Railroad reunion – then you’ll really be sorry! Keep the flame burnin’ Ross!

Tom Semioli

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